The key to getting into somewhere fast is to know the right people – or pretend to know the right people. See – when arriving to an event that boasts 5K+ visitors/partiers/drunk people and is secured in a military facility The Modern Uncle doesn’t “wait” in line at the gates. No, no, no friends – The Modern Uncle approaches the situation with confidence and awe in his ability. IE; find the Senator’s people, strike up conversation, and move in with the official party. Done and Done. Thank you.
The problem with German beer is that it is too God damn potent. Its’ so good – that before you know it, you’ve sucked down 4 x 24oz. Steins of Oktoberfest and you can’t stand up. That’s how good German beer is friends…… And then God gave The Modern Uncle The Dirndl…. If I have to explain what a Dirndl is to you – you = FAIL and are banned from LIFE.
And one more because I can...
What we seemed to realize right away was that panties are NOT required. Yes – you heard me right. It seems that the Dirndl of today (and the wearer of such clothing) has morphed into a free spirit, sexy, who-gives-a-f*ck attitude. Who needs panties, right?
I don’t often drink German beer, but when I do – I prefer to drink it at Oktoberfest.
Mmm Mmm Good.
-Billups
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