How to Dress the Part...

I’ll tell you how to socialize – then throw a party. No need to pay the bar-keep. I am the bar-keep. If you want to pay me – that’s cool too. Often times though I don’t accept money… Use your imagination. There isn’t a need to explore aimless bars and “hipster” activities, then find fake friends who like playing the part… In my world, those are “friends of convenience” – wonder why those “friends” aren’t “friendly” anymore – true friends aren’t out of convenience.

 When you’re a part of a great social network – everyone supports each other. So, as Boston John says, “what time is the cancert?” Its’ a Friday night and what better to do than listen to your buddy(s)’ wicked band at a local bar for happy hour? Absolutely nothing.

So, Friday starts off with a long morning from a long night before… Something to do with fourth degree likes… Anyway – short day at the office because I’ve got to prepare for an after party at my Casa… After all, what better way to be a Modern Uncle than to host an after party after happy hour? Boo yeah. Keg ordered. The Captain will be there and so will the all important veggie tray and cheese/cracker tray – done and done.

The Casa is pristine – but it always is now that I don’t have to pick up other peoples’ shit. The ZoMonster is prepped – I’ve asked her not to embarrass me… Music – check. Chairs – check. Hot little lady(s) – check. People who show up 4 hours late – check. This is going to be fun.

What often happens after numerous cold beers, social pressure, and a crazy multitude of beautiful people is what I will refer to as a “keg stand.” I think most everyone knows the term. It still amazes me how keg stands can get the crowed pumped – ready for more. It also blows my mind that I meet people to this day who have never done one…  But that’s what I’m here for. I’m here for you. I’m here for you to experience new things – think new ways and to life live to the fullest. CHECK.

Why rock a tie with jeans? Think you have the balls to pull it off? If you do and you do it right – you won’t regret it – I promise new experiences. Think confidence. Know confidence. Gleam confidence. Rock confidence and dress the part.

Like it to the 4^th degree,

-Billups