You usually get one chance in life… I've decided to take this task on with vigor and enthusiasm because I’ve been given that rare second chance at life, love, and happiness. Oh, thank you…! Furthermore, I feel it is my duty to write, report, and document my social adventures so that others can learn, live, love, laugh and grow. The debauchery that will ensue from here on out will be none-the-less spectacular… “Hello folks, we’ve been cleared for landing and will be making our final decent from 35,000 feet… Please make sure your seatbacks and tray tables are in their upright and locked position…“
The Modern Uncle is sophisticated, intelligent, savvy, handsome, and knows his way around a social scene. The Modern Uncle isn't intimidated by beautiful women or by a raging tornado. In fact - we are just the opposite. The Modern Uncle feels just as home speaking Chinese in a lecture hall as starting a fire with two twigs, in the wilderness, at night… All the while our left hand is busy holding a beer - or maybe a glass of wine - or conceivably even a puppy.
I can promise adventure, advice, beautiful women, exciting night-life chronicles and my Zen-like approach to what The Modern Uncle is and should be.
The Modern Uncle is you, my friend. Let's enjoy it.
-Billups
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